two choices

Cael catches me with a piece of art that lives on his kitchen wall.
"PUT MY PICTURE BACK ON MY WALL RIGHT NOW MOM!!"
"Oh, honey, I am going to pack this away now. I am so sorry."
"Mom, you have TWO choices; put that back on the wall RIGHT NOW, OR YOU GO HAVE A TIME OUT!!!"
It was only later that I realised that I should have chosen the time out!